Liek a derp riding a hurp
Creepy

The born this way ball is playing some unsettling music tbh

Yeah we’re going in now! That bitch better not be late

Born this way ball

I’m queuing up waiting to go into the stadium and guess what. FRONT ROW BITCHES!!!!!!! Be jelly. Be very very jelly.

Day 1 of the BTWB in Singapore

Well. Here goes my hopes and dreams. Having a whiskey for gaga and eyeliner for the world

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jackxgaga:

hotshitinbrooklyn:

mrcalifornia:

nicolascageholocaust:

i just noticed this omfg

Britney Spears goes to meetings at 4AM? fuck that I’m not gonna be a music artist.

I just noticed the ‘Product Placement Meeting’ omfg

omg

jackxgaga:

hotshitinbrooklyn:

mrcalifornia:

nicolascageholocaust:

i just noticed this omfg

Britney Spears goes to meetings at 4AM? fuck that I’m not gonna be a music artist.

I just noticed the ‘Product Placement Meeting’ omfg

omg

Madonna: Calls Gaga "Lady Who?"
Madonna: talks about Gaga in interviews in the months leading up to her album
Madonna: sings about Gaga on tour and practically dedicates an entire act to her
Gaga: says nothing about Madonna for months and months at a time
Madonna stans: OH MY GOD CACA IS SO OBSESSED WITH MY FAVE! AHAHAH SHE'LL NEVER BE QUEEN BECAUSE SHE'S NOT HER!!! IT'S NOT HER FAULT SHE WAS BORN THIS WAY AHAHAH!!!!
The Madonna stans know their comments have left a deep and rotting imprint on the inferior minds of the Gaga stans as they leave their computers and form a single file line to leave the library and take the senior ride back to Summerville assisted living home.